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• Go fuck yourself. RT @pastoropb: God have a way of speaking through natural disaster, USA facing God's wrath for homosexual friendly laws 48 minutes ago
• I saw Norman Tebbit and the Lesbian Queens open for the Dead Kennedys at CBGBs in '78. 1 hour ago
• Fancies his brother? Wants to marry his own son? A Lord? Where's Norman Tebbit's constituency, Westeros? 2 hours ago
• Jeremy Vine is hindered by his ability to speak only in six second loops. 2 hours ago
• "Vaya con Dios, Brah!" *hits opponent with '50 Year Storm' finishing move (a leaping DDT)* WWE Hall of Fame here I come! 13 hours ago
• If I were a wrestling manager, I'd base myself on a mixture of Bodhi from Point Break and Charles Manson. My theme: youtube.com/watch?v=MLJUeq… 13 hours ago
• The uploader has not made this tweet available in your country. 14 hours ago
• RT @redskyatnight: Those familiar with American Psycho will know why I found this slightly disturbing. http://t.co/Y2hFnIRNoK 16 hours ago
• "Millard is a smug fuckwit...snidey nob-end... Oh, and I am not an anti-Semite." I have the BEST book endorsements: bit.ly/19sD7ar 17 hours ago
• Watching the people 'in charge' discuss the evils of gay marriage is like if PMQs was all "Why do we have to share toilets with nig-nogs?" 19 hours ago