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• Alan Sugar patrons many charities and is the face of testicular cancer. Well, a testicle. 25 minutes ago
• Those 'award winning' steaks are the processed flesh from forgotten, back-flipping 2000s girlband Buffalo G #theapprentice 35 minutes ago
• 'Myles Mordaunt'?! Surely that's the protagonist in a series of poorly written novels about a vampire with chronic anxiety #theapprentice 44 minutes ago
• "I'm from Wales, I am." Wales? Or the locked trunk on the floor of Ray Allen's dressing room? "Let me out!" #theapprentice 49 minutes ago
• RT @SquidyUK: Don't have a cat, so here's my best Kermitbeard: twitpic.com/csgtdb 1 hour ago
• RT @johnlister: My Mick McManus obituary gu.com/p/3g34g/tw via @guardian 4 hours ago
• RT @TheFable: @franticplanet You are in good company on my Kindle http://t.co/U0cvcOYvO5 1 day ago
• "Guys, one sec, let me check my fantasy team score - XBOX, SHOW FANTASY! *picture of Ellen Page dressed as Hulk Hogan comes up*" #xboxreveal 1 day ago
• People keep confusing the two Welsh singers both named Ian Watkins. "It's really embarrassing," said the one accused of being a paedophile. 1 day ago
• Looking forwards to hiding behind a two way mirror and laughing at the sight of @ShimmyClub owners weeping as they are jailed for voyeurism. 1 day ago