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• RT @TheFable: @franticplanet You are in good company on my Kindle http://t.co/U0cvcOYvO5 7 hours ago
• "Guys, one sec, let me check my fantasy team score - XBOX, SHOW FANTASY! *picture of Ellen Page dressed as Hulk Hogan comes up*" #xboxreveal 9 hours ago
• People keep confusing the two Welsh singers both named Ian Watkins. "It's really embarrassing," said the one accused of being a paedophile. 10 hours ago
• Looking forwards to hiding behind a two way mirror and laughing at the sight of @ShimmyClub owners weeping as they are jailed for voyeurism. 11 hours ago
• RT @codeinedrums: Everyone, this is a photo of the "secret" two way mirror in the female toilets of @ShimmyClub in Glasgow. Disgrace! http… 11 hours ago
• Go fuck yourself. RT @pastoropb: God have a way of speaking through natural disaster, USA facing God's wrath for homosexual friendly laws 14 hours ago
• I saw Norman Tebbit and the Lesbian Queens open for the Dead Kennedys at CBGBs in '78. 14 hours ago
• Fancies his brother? Wants to marry his own son? A Lord? Where's Norman Tebbit's constituency, Westeros? 15 hours ago
• Jeremy Vine is hindered by his ability to speak only in six second loops. 15 hours ago
• "Vaya con Dios, Brah!" *hits opponent with '50 Year Storm' finishing move (a leaping DDT)* WWE Hall of Fame here I come! 1 day ago