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• Fun game -- see if you can spot an EDL that isn't breathing entirely through their gaping mouth. Nobody has ever won at this game. 3 hours ago
• Alan Sugar patrons many charities and is the face of testicular cancer. Well, a testicle. 5 hours ago
• Those 'award winning' steaks are the processed flesh from forgotten, back-flipping 2000s girlband Buffalo G #theapprentice 5 hours ago
• 'Myles Mordaunt'?! Surely that's the protagonist in a series of poorly written novels about a vampire with chronic anxiety #theapprentice 5 hours ago
• "I'm from Wales, I am." Wales? Or the locked trunk on the floor of Ray Allen's dressing room? "Let me out!" #theapprentice 5 hours ago
• RT @SquidyUK: Don't have a cat, so here's my best Kermitbeard: twitpic.com/csgtdb 5 hours ago
• RT @johnlister: My Mick McManus obituary gu.com/p/3g34g/tw via @guardian 8 hours ago
• RT @TheFable: @franticplanet You are in good company on my Kindle http://t.co/U0cvcOYvO5 1 day ago
• "Guys, one sec, let me check my fantasy team score - XBOX, SHOW FANTASY! *picture of Ellen Page dressed as Hulk Hogan comes up*" #xboxreveal 1 day ago
• People keep confusing the two Welsh singers both named Ian Watkins. "It's really embarrassing," said the one accused of being a paedophile. 1 day ago