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• Current-era Stallone in shirtless fight scenes is visually identical to a raging erection being violently wanked. 15 minutes ago
• Will Arnett's been in more pilots than John Travolta. 1 hour ago
• Boris being 'taught how to rap' by Will Smith at a public event. Forever the headmaster dressed as a Spice Girl at the end of term assembly. 3 hours ago
• RT @RBcomedian: Have a blessed day people http://t.co/I6xb3Gvjan 5 hours ago
• Why is @GarethAveyard trending? *light-switch that looks a little bit like a face* 6 hours ago
• Men, a word of warning -- when chatting up a mermaid, don't refer to her mouth as 'your blowhole' 6 hours ago
• What sucks is that guy is Roddy's doctor. "I had a ticket anyway. Thought I'd save you the phonecall." twitpic.com/cstyxa 6 hours ago
• RT @danielmaier: "Pay our respects" - the mantra of the morbid since 2002. 10 hours ago
• Hey @EllenPage, would you hold my novel, guitar case and cheques made out to children's charities while I do 1,000 chin-ups? Cheers. 20 hours ago
• With his "What? Something I said?" moon of a face. RT @johnlister: @franticplanet Picture caption behind him: Scouting For Boys 20 hours ago