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• Keeping the nation occupied by spreading lies there's a blooper on Youtube of Mr. Motivator's dick falling out. 4 hours ago
• [chuckling to myself] I really picked a heck of a week to be the middle part of a dang Human Centipede! 4 hours ago
• Shooting for John Ford's The Searchers was delayed when John Wayne was forced to take time off for surgery to corre… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 5 hours ago
• RT @Stultsified: During quarantine I imagined we lived in a world where we had a Lando Calrissian spin-off series https://t.co/6MDe7hrXYX 7 hours ago
• Nice to see Hoggle from Labyrinth's still keeping busy. twitter.com/hemantmehta/st… 9 hours ago
• RT @JackBensinger: try not to cry https://t.co/l6KjJMPXg0 1 day ago
• If we're going to get through it, we *have* to make this our new national anthem. https://t.co/oovnR2LuZF 1 day ago
• Guys, you'll never believe what I've done. Instead of putting my clocks forwards, I accidentally put them right up my arse. 1 day ago
• If you are a football person please join the challenge of posting a football photo. Just one picture, no descriptio… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 day ago
• When your trousers definitely aren't filled with so much poo poo right now they're stretching at the seams: twitter.com/mitchellvii/st… 2 days ago