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• 19 Colorized Photographs of Jesus that Really Bring History to Life 20 hours ago
• Me: I mean, that one train scene, he gets his whip, hat, scar, *and* fear of snakes?! Priest: I meant 'anything to say about the deceased?' 1 day ago
• Is anything more Brexit than Armed Forces Day? Anyone caught not respecting our brave boys can legally be urinated on by Marine A. 1 day ago
• "Upmarket?! No doubt Commie Corbyn's thrown in a free flatscreen, Beryl!" 1 day ago
• On #NationalWritingDay I may be working on an addition to this list. Familiarise yo'self (buy) to avoid future shame amazon.co.uk/Stuart-Millard… 1 day ago
• I am the new Mystic Meg ( franticplanet.wordpress.com/2016/12/28/the…) https://t.co/EILWwkORLD 1 day ago
• Do they usually play The Rains of Castamere at the Queen's speech, or is this a new thing? 1 day ago
• Not gone out for weeks, a depressed Dec idly channel-surfs. Bargain Hunt. Catfish. Coachella - a Tupac hologram. He sits bolt upright in bed 3 days ago
• Nic Cage's new film looks great twitter.com/marilynmanson/… 3 days ago
• I found this joke in the notebook I keep beside the bed into which I sometimes scrawl while asleep. twitter.com/franticplanet/… 4 days ago