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• ATTENTION, TWITTER. Monthly reminder that if you support my Patreon today (tiers starting at 75p a month), they won… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 39 minutes ago
• "This novel about infamous killer Charles Manson, which contains lots of drugs, sex and murders is excellent, but w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 hour ago
• "On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain,@I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no m… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 hour ago
• RT @franticplanet: Don't have an advent calendar, so I'm opening a different neighbour's window every morning. Today's pic: screaming man… 1 hour ago
• An actual pneumatic drill has started up outside while I'm trying to record a voiceover, like I'm in the fucking Beano. 18 hours ago
• Razor Ruddock's Penis Pump sounds like the funny handle of some wag writing to the Shoot magazine letters page. 20 hours ago
• Now he's onboard the right wing grift train, with no chance of hopping off or turning back, this piece I wrote four… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 day ago
• RT @altgazza: ANOTHER ALTERNRATR TIMELINE AN IM MORE MAD THAT RORY FUCKEN MCGRATH IS HERE THAN GAZZA BEING A KFC MANAGER..... LITERALLY FUM… 1 day ago
• Wandered into the rectal prolapse ward at the local hospital. I'm at rather a loose end. 2 days ago
• Now the Green Cross Code man's dead, we won't get told off for crossing the road without looking. 2 days ago