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• Love to have government policies pandering to the evil fairy from Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell. https://t.co/ckABmY1wYe 18 hours ago
• Remember to keep 2m from big Nige at all times. Not because of the 'rona; just imagine the stink of booze and fags,… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 19 hours ago
• And lo, this Super Saturday, did the Five Horselads of the Apocalypse ride into town, sounding their weary battlecr… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 23 hours ago
• Every single interview with anyone in government is like listening to that kid from school who was so good at karat… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 day ago
• This 90-something-year-old lady talking about an Argentinian lake monster is, as they say, a mood. https://t.co/OudBZxzXlQ 2 days ago
• Toasting 44,000 deaths with a yard of nanny's breastmilk. twitter.com/breeallegretti… 2 days ago
• David Starkey has massive 'I would've been scared of him as a child' energy, all flappy and seething, like a flesh… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2 days ago
• All the talk of Ghislaine reminds me of the evening me & my cousin spent, early 90s, faking a message in a bottle f… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2 days ago
• Really nasty rumour going round that you followed the "my neighbours voted Brexit" guy. 2 days ago
• RT @franticplanet: In this week's post, my Shitcoms series tackles 1997's A Prince Among Men, where a sleepwalking Chris Barrie demonstrate… 2 days ago