Hello, I am a blogger in a TV show. I'm a paranoid, disheveled wreck who lives in squalor and hasn't had meaningful… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1 hour ago
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It's 1990. Your cool teacher has just asked "anyone see Neighbours yesterday?" before reciting a scene from memory. twitter.com/ben_hr/status/…3 days ago