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Archive for January, 2011

Confessions of a Movie Disgrace

• January 28, 2011 • 18 Comments

Posted in movie stuff
Tags: cary grant, fake nerds, movies, the godfather, toy story


5 Things I’ve Learned about Writing a Novel

• January 25, 2011 • 9 Comments

Posted in Uncategorized, writing
Tags: advice, being told what to do by an abject failure, writing


Ideas for Crank III

• January 24, 2011 • 3 Comments

Posted in movies, Uncategorized
Tags: crank, i do not know why i posted this, jason statham


The Palin Yin Yang

• January 23, 2011 • Leave a Comment

Posted in Uncategorized
Tags: bad political satire, evil whorish sarah palin, good and evil as explained in a single image, lovely old michael palin, milf and dilf, monty python, sarah palin nude and naked is a tag that should bring in hits


Jinky and La’Five

• January 12, 2011 • Leave a Comment

Posted in short stories
Tags: apes, art, monkeys, satire, stories written under teeth agony


Curb My Enthusiasm (for tea)

• January 10, 2011 • 4 Comments

Posted in life
Tags: beer, booze, larry david with aspergers, one of the many reasons people don't invite me to their homes, social norms, tea


The 15 Most Appallingly Specific Sexual Search Hits

• January 6, 2011 • 2 Comments

Posted in internet, Uncategorized
Tags: fannies, grot, lists, mucky tags that get hits from people fiddling with themselves, nudity, porn, pornography, sex and that, tits, wanking, women's big sexy arses


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