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• "Despite scurrilous rumours that I was forced to remove and incinerate my trousers after pissing them, the fact is,… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2 hours ago
• Ron Howard voice: he was belittling what happened. https://t.co/rZ0YrrrNVN 4 hours ago
• Anyone who combined REPEATING YOURSELF TO MAKE A POINT REPEATING YOURSELF TO MAKE A POINT REPEATING YOURSELF TO MA… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 4 hours ago
• Godfrey Bloom should be repatriated to the toilet. twitter.com/goddersbloom/s… 5 hours ago
• Everyone moaning about the SJW ruination of Battlefield V for including female characters needn't worry. You'll sti… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 6 hours ago
• Now live on Patreon, a month before it hits the free blog: Ever wonder what would have happened if Bobby Davro had… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 7 hours ago
• I'm sure this has been done 1000 times already, but I've been working all day so gimme a break https://t.co/oaGRboUg3f 20 hours ago
• RT @franticplanet: "They all have lovely Bottoms" -- Theatre critic Father Ted, unable to choose the best production of Midsummer Night's… 1 day ago
• RT @thegoldenspike: I sometimes wake up in the middle of the night, from a terrible dream where everyone isn't subscribing to @franticplane… 1 day ago
• My Patreon-exclusive horror novella is skittering towards its final act. All yours (plus a ton of other content) fo… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 1 day ago