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• Are there jellyfish so dangerous that when they sting, someone has to shit on you? Cos if not, I've got some questions for that fisherman. 20 hours ago
• Alex Jones is still trying to get his breath back after chasing that dude for 5 yards. 1 day ago
• Newspaper cartoonists will have to be quick if they want their drawing of Brucie meeting Sonny Landham at the pearly gates in tomorrow's rag 1 day ago
• Bannon now freed up for the role of a lifetime. twitter.com/heroichollywoo… 1 day ago
• I played Brucie once in a skit while auditioning for the school's arts festival. We were not selected to perform on the night. 1 day ago
• RT @SquidyUK: Lots of folk sharing wartime images of US comic heroes beating up Nazis, which is great, so here's some Brit ones: https://t.… 1 day ago
• BILL: Pennywise takes the form of your worst fear! Have you see him too?! ME: [has flashback to giant NO WIFI icon appearing in my room] 2 days ago
• Sad to see the history and culture of our great country being ripped apart with the removal of our beautiful statue… twitter.com/i/web/status/8… 2 days ago
• Sad to see the history and culture of our great country being ripped apart with the removal of our beautiful statue… twitter.com/i/web/status/8… 2 days ago
• MY NEIGHBOUR WITH A CUP TO THEIR EAR AGAINST MY WALL: Someone's fixin' to have sex in there... MY STEREO: youtube.com/watch?v=B0KN-H… 3 days ago