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• RT @franticplanet: 3am. Mark Wahlberg hammers on a random door "You respecting our troops in there, buddy? You fuckin' bettah be." He mov… 48 minutes ago
• Now the 'Ted Cruz is the Zodiac' meme is dead, I suggest it be replaced with 'Mike Pence spent 3 weeks in the Manson Family' 4 hours ago
• [checks race of soldier and widow] Mhmm, yep, all seems to be in order. twitter.com/TVietor08/stat… 13 hours ago
• Boy, I would not like to be Miles right now! https://t.co/c3VJP9MBMV 1 day ago
• RT @thegoldenspike: “I like people who weren’t killed” 1 day ago
• Gonna miss Crimewatch when he's all "Don't have nightmares" and you're all YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME! I'LL SCREAM MYSELF AWAKE IF I WANT 1 day ago
• RT @franticplanet: [Friend arrives unannounced] F: love your Halloween decs Me: what? F: the fake cobwebs Me: yes, fake F: ooh rubber corp… 2 days ago