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• Imagine some massive breaking story happened during Children in Need, and all the newsreaders had to run back to th… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 7 hours ago
• When your parents confront you with your browser history. twitter.com/PastPostcard/s… 8 hours ago
• Afraid to smoke a weed in case I start going on about how Bernard Bresslaw could have destroyed Bruce Lee in a figh… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 8 hours ago
• The Tories: we'll take away your porn Labour: stream your grumble vids in 4k, no charge twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st… 17 hours ago
• Jacob Rees-Mogg enters all buildings through the chimney, like that lad from the X-Files. 1 day ago
• Hey @JordanPeele, pitch for a Twilight Zone episode: @abbijacobson wakes to the sound of a train rattling past her… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 day ago
• Foodbank use is up 68.5% in my town over the last 6 months. It's been a Conservative seat since at least 1950, yet… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 day ago
• In this week's post, Baywatch tackles sea monsters, with Hasselhoff as Quint in the best-worst Jaws rip-off, and me… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 day ago
• Iain Duncan Smith cashing in on the Christmas autobiography market. twitter.com/RoryStewartUK/… 1 day ago
• RT @franticplanet: "The new John Lewis ad made me cry 😢" -- the millions of Brits unable to afford presents, heating, or Christmas dinner… 1 day ago