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The Beach Diaries 2016 — #2 in an Occasional Series

• May 19, 2016 • 1 Comment

Posted in the beach diaries
Tags: carnivale, cheap ebooks, clits, dogs, ebooks, kindle books, murder, poo jokes, silly girls, the beach diaries, tim burton, waving


The Beach Diaries 2014 – #2 in an Occasional Series

• June 24, 2014 • 12 Comments

Posted in the beach diaries
Tags: beach diaries, dawgs, dogs, kindle books, point break, where my dogs at where they at motherfucker?


The Beach Diaries 2012 – #35

• September 10, 2012 • 8 Comments

Posted in the beach diaries
Tags: a very special episode, awful awful things, cheap kindle books, cheap kindle reads, dogs, dogs is best, dogs is best this is known khaleesi, ebooks, ereads, i hope those people fucking died, kindle books, put a lead on your dog for fucks sake, rivers are dangerous, RNLI, the beach diaries, yes it is known


The Beach Diaries 2012 – #11

• June 25, 2012 • 9 Comments

Posted in the beach diaries, Uncategorized
Tags: cottaging, cum, cumming on a bum, dogs, ellen page, littlehampton beach, public toilets, the beach diaries, the hunter becomes the hunted, world's colliding jerry


The Beach Diaries 2012 – #7

• June 18, 2012 • 2 Comments

Posted in the beach diaries
Tags: 50 shades of grey style sexuality, cheap ebooks, dogs, ebooks, kindle, littlehampton, masturbating, novels, please god let this fucking thing go viral today, poverty, the 99%, the beach diaries, the wandering jew, toilets, wanking, writing


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