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• 1992. Noted enemy of GI Joe and Captain Planet, and #3 on the FBI's most wanted list, deranged supervillain Leon Sk… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 hour ago
• Normal Brain: My Twitter feed calling all the weirdo acts on Britain's Got Talent pedos Galaxy Brain: One of the w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 23 hours ago
• The men complaining the new She-Ra "isn't sexy enough" were 100% the boys who would have called each other gay if t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 day ago
• Chris Benoit's dropping n-words in Hell right now to earn his HoF induction. twitter.com/WWE/status/101… 1 day ago
• Now live on Patreon, start the weekend right, with a garish, nightmare guilt-trip for children, as Bibleman battles… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 3 days ago
• On Trump's request, the Thames has been drained and filled with piss. 4 days ago
• Don Jr's got those Pennywise hips. Posture of a swamp witch. https://t.co/jkVex0IFrA 4 days ago
• Adorable Grandpa Accidentally Films Himself Instead of Brutal Streetfight Between Frat Houses That Ends in Horse's Death. 4 days ago
• Wait, whaaaat?! https://t.co/Va2wK1TcFc 4 days ago
• Stop "hitting it" and start knitting it! Hi kids. It's me, your youth pastor, and I'm here in this beautiful cardi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 4 days ago