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• [speaking into tape recorder] day two of the Gillette boycott and my taint-hair is already out of control 8 hours ago
• RT @franticplanet: My career stalled because I could never decide which to shoot for -- Ray's occult bookstore, or Venkman's World of the P… 9 hours ago
• RT @franticplanet: That's MEN OF THE LOCH, that is, my serialised novel set at Loch Ness in the 1960s. See for yourself what this foul-mou… 17 hours ago
• Teaser of some of the goddamn trash coming to my Patreon soon. https://t.co/45kFidvqBv 1 day ago
• Syd & Eddie are the perfect roles to finally lure out that Merchant and Gervais reunion. twitter.com/RossMc11/statu… 1 day ago
• RT @GeoffShadbold: Every now and again I like to watch the most menacing thing ever seen on British television. Jack Hargreaves and the ti… 1 day ago
• Excited to see what the rest of this week's contrived outrages will be! Wed: no gollywog in new Spider-Man film Th… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 day ago
• [making my stand-up debut] Good evening, ladles and jelly-spoons! *silence* [pull back to reveal I am squashed i… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 day ago
• President 7-year-old-boy-imagining-when-they're-mayor "Sweets will be free, cheeseburgers for breakfast, teachers… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 day ago