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• Eastenders was better back when it was recorded in front of a studio audience. https://t.co/NFD8Q03Nij 1 day ago
• MEN OF THE LOCH, Chapter 9 is now live for Patrons. patreon.com/franticplanet/… 1 day ago
• RT @franticplanet: Early access for Patreon subscribers to the latest in my Shitcoms series, with an in-depth look at the randy horrors of… 2 days ago
• Reservoir Dogs, but after the ending, they all get up and sing You Give a Little Love from Bugsy Malone. 2 days ago
• RT @franticplanet: Jonathan is the worst Pie since the one filled with kangaroo cum that Ant and Dec made Dean Gaffney eat in the jungle. 2 days ago
• RT @franticplanet: If you've ever watched Home Alone and wondered "What if, instead of forgetting their kid..." PS: THIS EXISTS http://t.co… 3 days ago
• RT @franticplanet: In the first draft of Home Alone, Kevin was six years older, and the family returned to find him dead from wanking. 3 days ago
• Ah, this child's cartoon should chase the Christmas blues away https://t.co/O6bR3vAist 3 days ago
• Gonna hit well over 200,000 words for the year. Probably closer to a quarter of a million. My tombstone should read 'He Really Tried' 3 days ago
• RT @franticplanet: [Courtroom, Christmas Eve] LAWYER: I put it to you, the 'egg' Robin laid was actually a poo, and was itself the cause o… 3 days ago