RT @AP: BREAKING: Bill Cosby lashes out at prosecutor in expletive-laden tirade in courtroom after conviction in sexual assault retrial. 47 minutes ago
Closing down my wig shop 'Keanu's Weaves' to open a new store that sells the little strings inside candles. 1 day ago
What with this and the aggressive handshakes, I wonder what alpha-male moves he pulls at a urinal?
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Either my nob exists, or it does not
-- Pascal's Wanger 2 days ago