RT @franticplanet: [Courtroom, Christmas Eve]
LAWYER: I put it to you, the 'egg' Robin laid was actually a poo, and was itself the cause o… 22 hours ago
Attention, Christmas cracker manufacturers, I will sell you this joke for £25:
Q: Which elderly philosopher sits a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1 day ago
Hiring an intern to reply to all these "what's something you say during x and also during sex?" tweets. 1 day ago
RT @franticplanet: Earnest 80's wackiness, "a load of wallies" up the Telecom Tower, and the Krankies' pagan sex-magick rituals at 30,000ft… 2 days ago
This week's post examines ITV's Saturday night space-trash game show, Scavengers, which finally answered the questi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2 days ago
The Mirror's article about the 'vile Queen dead hoax' has a surprising cameo from Gibbo's uncensored donger. 4 days ago