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• Bond 25: SMELLYWILLY Starring Tom Hardy as Smellywilly, a Latvian arms dealer who fell penis-first into a fungal b… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 hour ago
• Ann Widdecombe, with your voice like a pubescent teenage boy caught masturbating. "I was JUST doiNG my HOmeWOrk!" 1 day ago
• The only thing of mine that goes viral is my nob-rot. twitter.com/thegoldenspike… 1 day ago
• [job interview] ME: while I am technically qualified for this position, there is a but, and it's a big but... SIR… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 day ago
• One more re-release and they'll have to give the ghost a dick. twitter.com/Ghostbusters/s… 2 days ago
• RT @franticplanet: Man, Game of Thrones is *really* deviating from the books. https://t.co/XUN2kgxC2e 2 days ago
• RT @franticplanet: St. George was the patron saint of people you were at school with who go on about football on Facebook. 2 days ago
• Man, Game of Thrones is *really* deviating from the books. https://t.co/XUN2kgxC2e 2 days ago
• On this most holy of days, let's remember the time James Cameron held a press conference to announce he'd found Jes… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 4 days ago
• Netflix mate, here's a review quote for Lunatics if you need one. "Piss Willy, more like!" 4 days ago