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• Without another word, he turned and walked out of the museum, leaving in his wake a musk of Yardley's Jaguar and un… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 9 hours ago
• Current mood board: posed pics of Eastenders characters throwing a punch https://t.co/XxM01jeItN 10 hours ago
• The soldiers retched, flinching from the pallid squawks of the 6-foot bird fetus that writhed around in the wet wreckage of Humpty Dumpty. 1 day ago
• Fell down a flight of stairs while replying to a twe twitter.com/eleanorkpenny/… 2 days ago
• Big Nev Southall giving his Twitter account to an activist for Pampers-wearing adult babies is the joke I most wish… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2 days ago
• RT @franticplanet: If it burns when you pee, that means someone's talking about your genitals 2 days ago
• Dom Littlewood's posture in this promoted ad is killing me. It's like an anvil fell on his head. https://t.co/apkV5uN5Kw 4 days ago
• REGULAR BRAIN: Trigger racists by casting Idris Elba as James Bond GALAXY BRAIN: Trigger racists by casting Idris… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 4 days ago
• Here's a new thing by me. Before the MCU, Christian kids had their own superhero franchise. Dancing, lightsabers… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 4 days ago
• Oi, you! Recently, I've been serialising my latest novella, JANGLE, exclusively on Patreon. Now finished, the comp… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 5 days ago